Christmas for Gamers

December 7, 2013 in Entertainment by bbadmin

So you think you’re a hardcore gamer? Some recent research into gamer behaviour has some shocking… and disgusting outcomes. It seems some gamers out there will do just about anything to keep on playing, including missing out on social events, sex and even going to the bathroom.

In the survey almost half of male gamers admitted that they had turned down sex to carry on playing, while almost a third of female gamers have passed up on hen nights and even weddings! Perhaps the most disgusting discovery from the survey was that around 1 in 7 gamers confessed to urinating in cups or bottles to avoid having to leave the room to go to the bathroom.

Another big surprise was that many gamers would even skip Christmas lunch if it meant they could keep playing. Another Christmas stat – 43% of gamers will be spending the majority of the holiday period glued to their consoles. So for those dedicated gamers out there we have a solution… in fact we have two of them – Christmas dinner in a can.

No longer will you have to waste precious gaming time socialising with family and friends in order to get a Christmas meal. Nor will you need to resort to cooking your own dinner, after all who wants to be chopping veg when you could be hacking away at a flesh eating zombie or beating an unsuspecting prostitute with a baseball bat.

We bring you Christmas dinner in a tin:

The Christmas Tinner

christmas tinner

Brought to us from Game, the Christmas Tinner has nine layers of food, encompassing an entire three course meal. That’s right, a starter, main course and dessert all in one glutinous squidgy tub, wrapped up in a full metal jacket for your convenience.

So what do you get from your Chrismas Tinner? We start off with bacon and scrambled eggs, followed by a fruity layer of mincemeat – mmm. Then it’s on to the main course, which includes layers of succulent turkey, potatoes, carrots plus all the trimmings. Finally dessert is a boozy Christmas pud. Each layer is lovingly wrapped in luxurious gelatine before being individually inserted into the tin. All this microwavy goodness for just £1.99 – who needs mum eh?



HotCan Christmas Dinner

HotCan Christmas Dinner

So perhaps the Christmas Tinner is not your thing? Does heating your meal on the stove or in the oven seem like too much work? Who wants to be wasting their time in the kitchen when there are bad guys out there walking around unshot? Well HotCan has the solution. A self heating can of Christmas dinner!

The HotCan dinner doesn’t go for the 3 course luxury of the Christmas Tinner. This one is all about convenience. So instead you get turkey casserole with veggies, chipolatas, stuffing and cranberry sauce. Then they throw in a twist of genius. The can within a can has a layer of limestone granules in between, with a water sachet to help the chemical reaction along. Pierce the rim of the can to let the water flow into the processed limestone. The exothermic reaction will warm up the food to over 60oC. Just 12 minutes later Christmas dinner is served – and you barely had to move.


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So there you have it. Christmas no longer has to be about spending time with family and friends. Get yourself a Christmas dinner in a tin and a nice big empty bottle and you can spend the whole holiday period without ever having to leave your gaming seat.